I totally get the apples and apple juice thing. I hate pineapple but love pineapple juice ;). It’s a texture thing!
If you want to strip the tags out of your post, select edit and up in the top right corner of the edit window you’ll see “visual” and “text”. Go into “text” and take out the tags you want to get rid of.
So you would recommend StoryTime then? I must admit I always felt too self-conscious to go with my kids >_<